i have no idea what is happening, this part appears to be about a metal kaleidoscope

He's a uniter, not a divider

Reposted Pitchfork newswires, the movie

(Bravely clicks the like button anyway)

Spellcheck: that should be 'Thansk ALOT OBM>ANA'

Like rats from a sinking ship

…and then stop 10 seconds before the last episode of Season 3 ends. Then it's perfect!

Liked for getting the reference

Move along folks, just another M.P.U.X.O. (Manic Pixie Unexploded Ordnance)

Dear Scrawler, i never thought this would happen to me, but i when i was a freshman in highschool…

(Slide whistle)

This post is how i feel about most news, and also about my job

"Bro, people die in this movie!"
"Holy shit, NOBODY'S EVER DIED IN A HANGOVER BEFORE, THAT'S FUCKING SWEET!"
"Totally bro! This movie totally subjerkted my sexpectations!"
"Bro, thass like the funniest thing I ever heard cuz it's about sex!"
"Fuck yeah! Let's go rape somebody."
(exeunt)

This looks like a job for the Taco Bell Bell

Or it could be the world's sexiest fistula!

SPORT THE TROOPS PENCILNECK

Humorous comedy quips on Twitter? What an innovative idea!

i genuinely do not understand why this person is popular.

i'll sign the petition to bring the first 3.5 seasons of Futurama back and banish those feature-length yawnfests to the land of wind and ghosts.

(hail of gunfire)