Helium bag, cover your body with catnip

First sensible thing you've said, ever. You get a star.

That

Way to go team!

You got me there, that one wasn't bad at all.

We also danced to it. Fun fact: my wife and i met on a Ben Folds messageboard. It's a long story.

You misunderstand me - i was a huge fan of his for years. But Cologne is actually the perfect example of the novelty junk he's peddling these days - snip:

A fun game: imagine what the lyrics would be if Ben wrote them today, now that he's all 'swears=automagically funny and sad feelings R gay lolol'.

Just typing 'Dawes' is akin to 1.5 hugs.

If they brought back Frank Oz to do a full Puppet Yoda movie, i would get behind this.

Fun fact: dollop reads the same upside-down.

Upside: no AIDS.

Upside: no AIDS.

Not that they complain about it, amirite bros?

Haaaavin' my banby

Freeze, applause - AV Club gives episode a B+

Let's change it to 'Somebody I Used to Know' (Nazi Version). Maybe 'somebody' is in a concentration camp. But not like a sad one, make it kinda funny-like.

Currently on the SNL Sketch Board:

(Goldman Sachs hires Chris Brown)

Snugs don't alive people, people alive people.