Indeed. This sullies the good name of 'Great Job, Internet.'

Whoops - posted the wrong link! Don't know how that happened. Here's the correct one. And again, i want to apologize, profusely. i bought both of them, and now i feel like i'm part of the problem.

i certainly feel terrible, but that could just be Beth/Rest.

You didn't put the hydrofluoric acid in the plastic tub, did you?

A horse walked into a bar. But here's the twist: the bar is an iron cylinder, rather than a colloquialism for an establishment that serves alcohol! Therefore, the horse got hurt. They shot it. Laughs were had by all.

Mono! D'oh

*dead air, mumbling*

(Poop noise)

Needs more dead air and mumbling.

Needs more dead air and mumbling.

You think this is bad, wait until my new expose comes out: it turns out that not only does Glee rip off covers, but Glee also rips off ORIGINAL SONGS. It's incredible, but true - they take existing songs and churn out poorly-crafted insta-covers using autotuned teentards and characterless synth presets. Then, they…

Hey, do you like S&M?

Oh there's trouble
right here in River City
And it starts with G
and then an R-E-M-L-I and an N

Now That's What I Call Songs Sung to the Tune of Two Princes by the Spin Doctors!
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Hors D' Oeuvres Satan
"Great variety, not very filling" - Peter Travers

Atlas Shrugged 3: Human Centipede 3
"Get ready for the trickle down"

Felix Navidad Satan: Tokyo Le Drift

Clearly you do not live in Canada, he had stuff all over the radio awhile ago. Thanks Cancon!

i wouldn't mind Crystal Pepsi coming back for a month or two. i'd get one. Anything to disturb the depressing sameness of my pathetic life.

First question: What horrific injuries did you suffer during your time as a sex worker?