i don't think Paul Dano played the son in There Will Be Blood though. Pretty sure he was the preacher with the milkshake.

i don't think Paul Dano played the son in There Will Be Blood though. Pretty sure he was the preacher with the milkshake.

This character has legs.

This character has legs.

ima go 26,499 WOOOOO NO WHAMMIES

ima go 26,499 WOOOOO NO WHAMMIES

FOX WITH SOCKS DOES TRICKS WITH BRICKS AND BLOCKS SIR

FOX WITH SOCKS DOES TRICKS WITH BRICKS AND BLOCKS SIR

September 5, 2012 is one of my favourite authors! So psyched to have them contribute to the AV Club.

September 5, 2012 is one of my favourite authors! So psyched to have them contribute to the AV Club.

Mwa mwa maaa, Batman

Mwa mwa maaa, Batman

My award has a third name, and it's A-N-D-A-L-S-O-I-N-S-U-F-F-E-R-A-B-L-Y-B-O-R-I-N-G

My award has a third name, and it's A-N-D-A-L-S-O-I-N-S-U-F-F-E-R-A-B-L-Y-B-O-R-I-N-G

All together now:

All together now:

The real story: Michael Schur IS hipster Abe Lincoln doing the cabbage patch

The real story: Michael Schur IS hipster Abe Lincoln doing the cabbage patch

Ah, the uncomfortably rapey Aladdin-meets-50 Shades of Grey fanfic no one was asking for.

Ah, the uncomfortably rapey Aladdin-meets-50 Shades of Grey fanfic no one was asking for.