Poor quality control. He can be brilliant, but he's mostly not, and doesn't know how to stop talking when that's happening.

Liked for flagging interest in Ricky Gervais.

Shut it down, he's too close to the truth!

Shut it down, he's too close to the truth!

Liked, with one reservation: not enough Dawes

Liked, with one reservation: not enough Dawes

Shhh. If you know anything about Pete Holmes, you know he's reading this, all of it, then printing it out and writhing naked in bed on it, and making special note of your username.

Shhh. If you know anything about Pete Holmes, you know he's reading this, all of it, then printing it out and writhing naked in bed on it, and making special note of your username.

Beware: the absence of Jose Chung from this list means it cannot be trusted. It may be a shapeshifter.

Beware: the absence of Jose Chung from this list means it cannot be trusted. It may be a shapeshifter.

FLAGGED because i like flags! Yay!

FLAGGED because i like flags! Yay!

Don't you get it man? WE'RE the wine bottle

Dirt City was pretty mediocre - Buck 65's guest verse was probably the highlight of the album, which is sad. Breaking Kayfabe is still the highscore to beat.

Dirt City was pretty mediocre - Buck 65's guest verse was probably the highlight of the album, which is sad. Breaking Kayfabe is still the highscore to beat.

Dawes were made honorary Canadian citizens, just so we could bask in the cool vibes of that Laurel Canyon sound.

Dawes were made honorary Canadian citizens, just so we could bask in the cool vibes of that Laurel Canyon sound.

Lack of like! Gimmicky juvenile shit like that cover accounts for a major factor in his increasing suckitude over this past decade.

Lack of like! Gimmicky juvenile shit like that cover accounts for a major factor in his increasing suckitude over this past decade.

Yeah - this is shitty, high-school level flash animation, chunky and inexpressive and doesn't add anything at all to the story. In fact, Patton doesn't even look remotely like himself, and though he's affable enough, i wouldn't say he brought his A-game to this little anecdote, which is probably why it's not in his…