Yeah - this is shitty, high-school level flash animation, chunky and inexpressive and doesn't add anything at all to the story. In fact, Patton doesn't even look remotely like himself, and though he's affable enough, i wouldn't say he brought his A-game to this little anecdote, which is probably why it's not in his…

I think I get it now!

I think I get it now!

"Whimsical Socks"?

"Whimsical Socks"?

So, 'opens up about his sexuality' = gay. I guess it wouldn't be 'news' otherwise.

So, 'opens up about his sexuality' = gay. I guess it wouldn't be 'news' otherwise.

i actually find that a huge problem in these cranked-out modern comedies is that they're *too* well-crafted, in the vanity sense. Like the still that leads the article - polished faces, spotless clothes, beautiful lighting, etc. In fact, even when these movies try to do 'dirty' or 'retro' it seems immaculate and…

i actually find that a huge problem in these cranked-out modern comedies is that they're *too* well-crafted, in the vanity sense. Like the still that leads the article - polished faces, spotless clothes, beautiful lighting, etc. In fact, even when these movies try to do 'dirty' or 'retro' it seems immaculate and…

Englebert Humperdinck

Whhaaaaaaat's with cats and masturbating?

Whhaaaaaaat's with cats and masturbating?

What?

And then there's some people who think they can have porn be a part of their sex life and be absolutely fine, and never see how much it's fucking up the way they think.

i find Vertigo to be badly paced and lacking the suspense of his best work. i'd take Strangers on a Train over Vertigo anyday.

Disagree - The Birds is his best.

No, just a static one. He just likes the format.

i am clearly not the only person who clicked on this story specifically because i knew that picture would be there. That look on his face just never gets old.

i found one called 'Saddam is a Weinie' by "Sunny Day" Maxwell - it is terrible, but probably not what you're thinking of. http://www.madmusic.com/son…

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