i think this may honestly be my favourite movie of all time right now. That closing paragraph Caden's replacement whispers into his earpiece as he trudges through the ruins of his unfinished world to his death just kills me.

Oooh… nice theory. Perhaps her last name is Locke somehow…

In an interview with the Onion News Network, Darlton mentioned that one of the numbers in the Valenzetti equation may have changed. Which could open it up to including Kate, or someone else we're not sure about.

i'm guessing the kid who freaked out Smoky is Aaron.

And the Academy will get criticized on the internets because message boarders love to hate on things to flatter themselves into thinking they're smart.

Hey, guy way way back that somewhat-ironically-but-it's-hard-to-tell hated on Orson Welles - you suck, and Orson Welles does not! Bam! The Trial and F for Fake are both genius, made late in his career. And any day now, The Other Side of the Wind is going to spring up out of solitary confinement in Iran and…

Wrong! Liking or disliking things that millionaires make is the key to awesomeness.

Did you know that not seeing Avatar makes you awesome? In the same way that the hipster guy that walks around doing his soyganic shopping with a live iguana adorning the shoulders of his hi-larious ironic t-shirt is awwwesome. "i'm different, look at me!"

Left all the way. i can't even remember half the songs on Right, although it does have Into the Void, Starfuckers, Where is Everybody and The Big Comedown on it.

Tibber's avatar is the former janitor of the Overlook in the Shining as he's cleaning Jack in the bathroom.

That's quite a milestone in a wasted life. Here's to plenty more numbers with zeroes at the end of them in your future.

Thanks for that link xochi, it was interesting.

What about 'Bad Day'? There was a time when that seemed to be literally all the radio stations were playing. Little known fact: Daniel Powter can travel back in time. That' why Van Gogh cut off his ear (he was saving the other one for when Smash Mouth would travel back in time to play 'All Star').

Float and Bloat 2: The Zeppelynching

I agree, but that's not to dismiss the main gag; Liz's attempts to be casually charming were hilarious. But seeing a young Alec Baldwin walk by on that monitor… That was brilliant.

That Glenn Beck bit was priceless, but in terms of impact, the CNBC thing takes it. It even got Tucker Carlson to pop out of his shame cave and whine about his thorough beating.

i cannot heap enough epithets on this fucking show. And i especially can't stand the completely undeserved cred this piece of shhhiiiit gets from this site, or anyone who isn't missing a chromosome. Pandering, predictable, laugh-tracked, stilted, insulting, gaaarrr!

Aww, you think they're different! That's cute.

Ted Haggerd has this tattooed on his back:

If they can yell with semicolons, they must be doing something right.