The great thing about that 'OF COCK' joke is that it never gets old

And to Otto man:
1. Tell me where i said that.
2. i disagree. i feel the point of Iron Man is that even though America does bad things for the wrong motives, it's still really nice deep down and always does the right thing in the end. Which of course isn't true.
3. That was extremely reasonable, you did such a good job!…

There are things where 'It's just a show' is fine and you can write it off, i get that. But i feel like Iron Man overstepped that line and jumped into full-blown racist fantasies and regressive garbage, and i really don't understand how hipsters who seem to have some pop-cultural depth perception choose to miss it.…

Of course i watched it; i wouldn't be commenting if i hadn't. It's just that i wasn't watching it through my dick hole with a raging hard-on for dumbass shiny blowups. And yes, of course the main villain was white - the Hajis ain't smurt enough to be bosses over big strong America! But it takes a special kind of…

Fuck you. Maybe you're one of the fanboys that watch this garbage purely for graphics and writer-room-crafted zingers, but for those of us who don't wet ourselves with joy everytime something asplodes, the first Iron Man was just about glorifying war profiteers and spewing ripe Muslim-hating fumes. This shit will not…

Is audible a verb now?

Pre-cap
1. Technology!
2. War!
3. Brown people are evil!

i disagree on Point 1, because it's silly. Of course you can love places you don't live. i hate where i live now and would gladly move in a second, but my wife likes it here, so i stay. Point 2 is on point though.

i think Arsenio was talking about The Princess and the Frog.

People who think seriously that Eminem is one of the best rappers of all time say that because they've only ever listened to Eminem albums and have no comparison. It's like saying Obama is the smartest black man in history, because i only ever seened Mike Tyson befores that.

Hint on simonel's picture: natural family planning.

Futurama's post-cancellation movies sucked. Suuuuucked. i *would* rather they had never been created at all, because they sucked, and now i'm not sure i want to see the show uncanceled. The Simpson's movie was disappointing too. Seems like great TV is often =/= good movies, so i respect Cera's position if he doesn't…

Oh, and Gosford Park too.

Pretty good list, mostly. It still would have been nice to see:
- Synecdoche, NY
- Possible Worlds
- Primer
- Brick
- District 9
- Coraline
- Donnie Darko
- Requiem for a Dream
- The Bourne Trilogy
- Amores Perros
- Hero

Yaaaaay! i'm buying the DVD of Season 5 this week. That should get me through a day.

Wolves! On a Boat!

Missing
The final voiceover scene from Synecdoche, NY. i walked out to my car and cried for ten minutes afterward.

Twisted!
Twisted needs to be on this list. And 'Steve Martin squanders his lifetime pass' needs to be called a movie and added to this list.

Thanks Unregistered Migrant, hadn't heard of that. Getting it now.

Don't forget:
- The ten-minute disco version of 'Here Comes the Night'
- A funky white strut through 'Battle Hymn of the Republic'
- 'Brian's Back', an ode to denial
- 'Ganz Alain' - In My Room sung in passionate German
- 'Skatetown USA' - Mike Love gives props to roller skating.
- 'Wipe Out' with the Fatboys
- And while…