You take what you can find in the sexual wasteland that is suburbia.

Absolutely- gives them a focal point, in fact.

A third wheel is necessary for a wheelbarrow.

No, they're renewed for two more seasons. Time Traveling Bong is more of a 'From the people who bring you Broad City …' miniseries.

Ilana's someone who can be fulfilled by 'aural' sex. It takes a creative mind, to be sure, and it's a mental game as well as a physical one.

More likely the Allegheny, with the Girl Scouts, roasted marshmallows.

This seems to be becoming a trend with NBA players- Chris Bosh has done some stuff too.

I'm not a huge fan of that one honestly- the pace is a bit slow and the humor's not there as much as some of the others from that period.

It's actually true that there's a high level of anti-Semitism in France but it's more that they dislike Americans- I pretended to be Canadian when I was in France during a summer trip.

I enjoyed this one for the most part. Reminded me of The Lockout in many ways. Don't get people's hostility towards Ilana but Abbi did overshadow her this episode.

And why was he in a tub of ice in Atlantic City? Bevers is nothing if not a non sequitur.

I'm still not sure about Abbi and Trey. Their moments have been fueled by outside forces (alcohol for the kiss, fear of the French thief and kindness from Trey for the sex). I can understand why Abbi didn't tell Ilana about it- despite his good qualities, the idea of Trey is still kinda gross. I don't really see him…

And that's why you don't camp on the roof.

Seemed more Edvard Munch to me, but love that he made an effort.

It's Don Fanelli (not the character's name, the guy who played him)- definitely worth checking out.

"Mami Lani wanna climb that beanpole."

I got that, but it just didn't seem like the kind of car he'd go in on. I don't know what kind of car he'd go in on (possibly a Mazerati), but Aston Martin doesn't really fit a suburban Philly dad to me.

They didn't even need to rent shoes- should have just asked the guy if anyone from the girl's family was there and left if they weren't.

True, but Amtrak is quicker and has a snack bar on board the train. As for price, if you get your tickets online, off-peak isn't too bad (not as cheap as NJ Transit and SEPTA, admittedly). It's fine for once in a while but if you're going NYC to Philly regularly, I'd agree that NJ Transit and SEPTA is the way to go.

Fair enough. You're probably there though, just need to do some keywords. You can find me on Google if you include something about my college.