A microwave cooks differently than an oven. Microwaves essentially boil food from the inside where as ovens surround the food with heat.

I wonder how the Sizzirup is.
Also, Peaches and Dusk actually sounds pretty good.

I'd be surprised if he got the whole thing. She went on for about 20 minutes and most voicemail systems (as far as I know) only record for 2-3 minutes before cutting it off.

Sooo jealous right now ….

Garol- I feel like she would do something really disturbing and wrong.

My biggest fear for this is that Jeremy will end up having a big dick. That would be devastating for Abbi.

All she needed was to flash someone, and it would have been perfect.

"It's a whole new Gowanus!"

"What kind of premise is that for a series … I mean a decision?"

Though Whip It was 2009. It sounded to me like she was saying Whip It was the first film Flower Films produced.

"Maybe I should get an apothocary bag."
"Oh my god, I am SO horny right now it hurts."

High-class shit, indeed.

You are. There were two 'phone calls' though she didn't say who was 'calling' in the second one.

Ok, so my captions said 'a bag of douche', whatever that is.

"I can pay you in bwocks …."

"Yes, I am Jewish. Why?!"

I think it's just 'douches'. I had the captions on but that was a couple of hours ago.

I've been thinking about that, and about what would happen if they'd never met each other. I think Abbi would be alright- boring and timid but she'd get through. Ilana though, that would be a nightmare. She'd probably be in an abusive relationship and strung out on meth or something.

The human mind on barbituates is a weird and illogical place.

It's an embarassment of riches, to be sure, but I can see Jaime's dilemma- you gotta limit yourself to 3 toppings and a sauce or it'll be a mess.