EDIT: Corrected to
"Look, bulk granola!"

So, so funny. My sister had her wisdom teeth taken out a few years ago, and it was so much like this. And the greatest part- Ilana tracked Abbi's route exactly. She is either a serious Sherlock or has Abbi's scent down.
Not sure how I feel about Jaime's French maid (EDIT: nurses'- you know what I mean) outfit- that…

Ilana bending over backwards, and then when she makes that face Abbi hates … might be my favorite two minutes of the show.

You know, I just realized- we never even talked about that haunted pizza tour line.

No, I understood that. I don't even like Milk Duds or popcorn but I love me some Ilana.

It's Blade with werewolves instead of vampires.
Incidentally, I'd accept popcorn laced with Milk Duds from Ilana any time.

"JUDITH LIGHT!!!!!!!!!"

"Nice razor scooter, pencil dick."

"A saaandiwich showeppe?!"

EDIT: Redacted.

Why must you ruin everything I love?!

I like the character as well, more in the 'we all know that guy' way.

Cha-chinga! *does the Namaste bow thing*

Lordy lordy … staring down the big four … ty!

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Don't forget to check out the original webseries as well- defintely worth your time.

That BETTER be E.R., Bevers!

"Is this because I made out with you?"
"I don't even know anymore."

That's probably part of why they chose it- it's such a gym music song, Abbi's got it stuck in her head.

I actually liked this one a lot. I mean, if we can't get Abbi and Ilana together on something, it's nice to see how they approach similar situations differently. I loved Abbi's face when she realized it was Bevers- it was like 0 to 10^28 in nothing flat.