@avclub-fc2c219a94ec33d657d2c11330829857:disqus you can't piss on hospitality!

sequel title: "You're Also Next"

i hope Ivan Albright helps with the portrait.  he's good at those, from what i hear.

@avclub-ed0871ac01726144474982051e55c5f4:disqus many of us have feelings about girls in yoga pants

this morning i bent over and sharted in my pants when i coughed too hard.  having not attained the status of "god" yet, i can only answer your question with the assumption: "perhaps."

i love this sentence so hard - especially when taken out of context.

dear BowserHouse: i never thought this would happen to me, but it did last week.  i was cleaning the shower drains at Princess Daisy's condo (you wouldn't believe how clogged those green pipes get) when my brother Luigi walked in wearing only a loosely-tied green bathrobe.  Daisy was behind him and holding on to his,…

some of these stories have the vibe of "this opossum has just been hit by a car and will probably die soon.  what an idiot."  i'm not complaining.

maybe tracy can tell me how black people dial telephones and how white people dial telephones.

when i read the title, i thought this would be a sean o'neal story.  sean o'neal is a national treasure.

apropos of nothing: "Damn these electric sex pants!"

sean o'neal is a national treasure

you may enjoy "the collection."

that's why i shave

Movie Title: "Mr Bean Eats Beans" or "Don't Laugh Once"

it could be bags of fun - "funbags," i guess

i do, and i agree.

let me think about that for a while.

sean o'neal is a national treasure

Bizarro Louie bring KFC back from the dead!