He’s the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along

they liked Mad Season

i'd be cool with punching her in the mouth with my…

Plegethonyarre of the Malebolgia?

i'd like to mention Pig Destroyer and BORIS - two great trios

because we've heard ska.

"work shed."

greater levels of douche-itude were never before achieved…

it started  off slowly, but won me over.

for example, the 'giant' was only 5'7"

COONS! NIGHT OF THE BANDITS OF THE NIGHT
it is bad and awesome simultaneously

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a…

sean o'neal is a national treasure

BLAAAAAARRRGHH!
*sharpens battle axe at the sound of someone else sharpening a battle axe and prepares for eventual battle with axes*

Frankensteinado

you describe part of my fascination very well

@avclub-8456555f62f58c0e43c8f45d52b3e4b3:disqus somehow i actually enjoyed the Resident Evil movies unironically.

i am probably the person here who thought it was almost worth watching

necro bestial anal butt sex?

we clearly have differing opinions on dinosaur turds.