it really beefs

squishy brown butt vomit

@avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus
what sort of 'complete dildo?'

they've never worked for me.  maybe i've got a different 'type.'  maybe i just have a bottomless hate for Underworld.  either way, i can appreciate your enthusiasm and am not being sarcastic.

she had no 'spiral trees' or johnny depps to tempt him with

i remember watching some movies with anne heche in them and thinking to myself: "that lady is kind of attractive" but then i realized she was anne heche.

i used to ask people if their internal pumping unit pumped blood or oil.  either way, unless they said that they had a heart instead of a central pumping unit, they were a robot.  i may have killed too many actual humans.

yup - unfortunately

i agree with @avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus

tell me more

i was very displeased with my pu-pu platter. there was no poop.  i wanted a platter of poop.

yeah.   she looked good.   i'm not just saying that because i'm a creep.

sean o'neal is a national treasure

@avclub-ec26fc2eb2b75aece19c70392dc744c2:disqus they call me "the creep" because i spend so much time cleaning the girls' locker room.

a hot shower with bam margera and some cats?

i used to recommend things to people, but then i realized that Nurse With Wound is obscure for a reason.

the trick is to wear hip waders.  you slip their back legs in there and they can't get away.

i saw the devil
is great

apparently i'm one of the few that actually prefers subtitles

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