there are two scenes in that one that i like…

you wiesel, you

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus i don't know why it was so hard to find Anne Frank's house.  there are signs for it everywhere

Beans, beans, beans
Jessie had some beans
He was happy, happy, happy
And there he ate some beans

*this is a reference to 'Herman's Head'*
BRITTSKI!

i just like them boobies

i thought those weren't allowed in PG-13 horror movies.  i haven't seen any in movies recently anyway.

you had me at "INRI"

wasn't he a homosexual?

yeah.  you're probably right.  i was thinking of the album title - kind of like "Bad" / "Even Worse"

i'm waiting for the 'Weird' Al parody: "Fartpoop"

you didn't even need to add the "for kids" part

the adaptation of "The BFG" was also good

the key is to rhyme the last word with itself:

unlike my wife, am i right?

it would have been less of a disappointment if this had been about a potential remake of the Mario Bava movie

i'd let you know what i've failed to notice, but i apparently failed to notice them.

was the original ending the one where the guy only had enough bullets to shoot the people in the car besides himself?  that was a good ending, and is definitely not a spoiler since i am not mentioning any movie other than Dodgeball.  all similarities to other movies are coincidental.

i noticed that show Jerry Springer once hosted…

it might be more interesting for the plot if the 'son' were the drug dealer and the 'dad' were the virgin.