are you referring to sherilyn fenn?

i read an article once from a reputable institution where one of the main points used to prove the point of the article (which escapes me at this time) was that even though Jennifer Aniston is composed of many nice parts, she is less attractive as a whole than she is when the piece-parts are added together…

Wild Hogs and Funny Games?

i agree.  he was great in that show, but i initially tuned in because will arnett is capable of laffs and keri russell is nice to look at even if she seems to kill the humor of every joke with which she is involved.

i fully endorse this

he is clearly not Nudie Cohn

there's usually more formica

well, i hope neil young will remember - southern can don't need him around anyhow

-the 'rejected' character who only said "pubes"
-the guy in college who got a box of vomit from his parents
-country cuckoo clock codpiece zulu warriors

let him finish the hamburger already

it's a vicious circle.  douches douche, and haters hate them.

rewatch "the shining."  especially toward the end when Scatman is hanging out in his own place before venturing to the hotel.  he has some framed photos on the wall of nude women with giant afros.

it was corkscrewed, 3 inches in length, and 5 inches in diameter.  plus, it oozed nearly a quart of smegma hourly and, if you were brave enough to put your ear next to it, it emitted a near perfect rendition of the song sung by the Lollypop Guild.  a very strange boner indeed.

favorite line from that show: "but i've got 'Boner' inside all of my underpants!"

Black Sabbath rhymed "masses" with "masses" somehow on War Pigs and people loved it.

i like to stare at women when they eat bananas.  seriously.  try it.  they might smack you, however.

he's close.  have you seen carson daly yet?

the only reason this song has been palatable for me on a few occasions was the presence of emily ratajkowski topless.

wake up, you're asleep at the wheel

first off: "utilizing" is using something for a purpose other than which it was originally intended.  you "use" an ice cream scoop to scoop ice cream, but "utilize" it for digging out eyeballs.  the "Machete" character was not so much "utilized" as he was genuinely "used" in Spy Kids since he already existed (see…