Greco-Blood wrestling
Arena Bloodball
Rhythmic Bloodnastics
Roller Bloody
Death Race
Three-Legged Death Race

"The Raid: Redemption" was one of his best.  oops.  he wasn't in that one.

boring/annoying white people seem to like Mumford and Sons.

it gives us a good excuse to dislike people

this may have been mentioned before, but "her boobs make me happy."

once i was rude to a really beautiful girl.  it was one of the few times in my life where i was all "i don't give a fuck if you like me or not, beautiful girl" and i said to her that i was okay with the fact that she was nice to me out of pity for being an ugly guy, but i still resented her for being so pretty.  her…

if i've learned only one thing in my life that i wish i had learned at age 13-15, it is that shallow, pretty girls also have sexual organs and can be convinced by ugly men to use them.

i go to her concerts alone, but generally only to perv on underage girls.

yeah, but those things you mentioned (which i like as well) are located directly above some sweet sweet bazooms.  it's a win-win-win situation.

even the 'not so nice' ones are actually very nice.  there is a point where some of them transcend 'nice' and enter the 'holy' stage, however.  for reference: Keeley Hazell

lucky for her (and us) that she has plenty of material with which to fill said brassieres.

Uh, the lady will have a bowl of gin, no ice…we don't have time for it to melt.  And I'll have a rum and rye, and could you garnish that with a couple of Tums?

"let me get the door for you, my darling suitcase.  *pause*  oh no, YOU'RE too nice."

you may be thinking of Borzage's "Street Angel."

i used to know a person who said that phrase a lot.  shortly thereafter, he was convicted of sexual assault.  true story

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

nevermind…

if only someone would make some incesticide

ashley deserves the thanks.

ashley deserves the thanks.