it makes sense, i guess.  'classic rock' radio stations can be found in every major market.

people pay attention to Rolling Stone?

now i know that 'listening to Belle and Sebastian' is approximately as fun as 'reading about Belle and Sebastian.' 
(not very)

there's a '4-in-hand' about 3 inches down…

i is harmless, but appreciate the laughs.  thank you.

basically, what i'm hearing is that if i want to get phone calls from crazy girls, all i need to do is make a shirt that is conceivably antagonistic toward a popular fan of teens?

define "mess with"

"think elementary school, middle school, and high school sucked?  IT GETS WORSE."

me got a 4 on sat, but a 15 on sars.

the weird thing is that sometimes they ain't cool with it:

heh. "goggled."

&Whoopi
&Phyllis
&Roker
&Rivers
&Rivera
&Fanning

the world is a lot more fun if you replace "poor" with "poop"

her young dog's poops

if it were a perfect world, "T.S. Eliot" would be "Toilets" when spelled backwards.  that's a shitty paraphrase of Douglas Adams.

what's the problem with 'slut shaming?' 
it let's me know which girls to go for.

ugh.  Black Flag patches/tattoos/etc are as ubiquitous as Misfits shirts/tattoos/patches/etc.  every asshole has one

if you see one asshole, you've found an asshole.  if you see assholes everywhere, then you're the asshole.

but sean o'neal is a national treasure too

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