i'd pound that vag well, if you know what i mean, and i'm definitely talking about boxing.

people who aren't me.

my favorite is when they inevitably will fall too low:  "oops! my tube top uncovered more of my boobs than anticipated!"  that's nice.

&poop
&crew neck
&turds
&slogan
&celebrity name
&more turds
&old people suck

#HASHTAG

you obviously have never stared at my penis.

That being said: if no one objects, then i would be glad to repeatedly encunt that supposedly-Gallic and sciurine whorifice for no small fee.

oh shit! there's a horse in the hospital!

i'd like to be "lucky pierre" in that one!

close, but i think it was "Anus Stinkflower."  it is way more horrible and i feel sorry for that kid.

i'm going to mention one of her previous boyfriends, Tote Coozeripper, before i stop listing them.  it would be bad if the swifties got mad at me for defaming a talented princess of excellent and brilliant musical talented talent.

she also dated Chest Beefpunch and Purple Snaketower a while back.

i heard that she dated Groin Dicksmash a year or two ago

were you talking about Penis Truck Lesbian?

as a creepster, i'd like to go on the record as stating that i really like to smell lady hair also.  the theory is that woman hair smells good, and it is an intimate encounter when you get your head that close to a woman's head before it goes into a cardboard box.  one of the best parts of lap dances (besides the…

you made a good point

are we discussing her boobs here, or am i in the wrong thread?

i wonder: is there beer on the sun?

EXCELLENT!

there is a painting of him in my house that i made 20 years ago.