i'll let you know once i found out about the fucking

sean o'neal is a national treasure.

as long as i'm the 'girl,' this sounds like a solid plan.

Four Roses Single Barrel.

the last time i did it with a 97 year old, his butt was super-dry and chafe-y.  plus he kept saying: "what's that?"  "I SAID 'IT'S KINDA UNCOMFORTABLE BACK HERE, YOU DEAF BASTARD!'"  also: i totally got to there.

Billy Corgan; "Smashing Pumpkins."

yeah. i'm down for some of that, if you know what i mean.

sean o'neal is a national treasure

"FUCK IT" would also be fun to read from the back of a bikini

babies in santa claus costumes are adorable

"sean o'neal," "national treasure," "etc."

crazy girls are typically good at the sexing.  which is to say: "agreed."

yup

The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

there are some canyons i'd rather motorboat than others…

Once, i watched a documentary about conjoined twins.  one of the stories was about a woman who had her twin sister's lower half protruding from her abdomen.  her husband fathered had many children.  several were from the wife's womb, and the rest were from her half-formed conjoined twin sister's womb.  think about it.

more like: "Post-Teenage Mutant Vagina Turtles II: The Secret of the Cooze"

everybody's gone coozin,' coozin' USA

yeah.  he'd be better as one of the Cookie Monsters.  they probably could have porn-sized dicks, seeing as how they're not humans.
i'd like to play the part of the dildo.  i'm built for it

once i saw a solar eclipse where the moooom passed somewhere remarkable in relation to the suuuun.