i think it was a pretty good movie, honestly.

i only appreciate Dinosaur Jr. because of WITCH

i heard she was 5

hah!  i've got THAT beat by a mile.

gangbang?  i call "last!"

@avclub-af1aab8e1492ed8a46ba456e2c74e915:disqus i agree.  will it be before or after the attempted public strangling?

FULL THROTTLE!

"Boneless Chuck" was my pornstar name for all of 35 embarrassing minutes before everyone on set realized i was literally impotent and not just joking around.

i think i speak for all non-belgians when i say "fuck belgium"

the chili will make you want to poke fingers into your ass?

clients hire you based on your experience and typically doubt that you know what you're talking about, which is confusing when you realize that they hired you based on the precept that you know what you're doing better than they do.  it is endlessly infuriating.

when you take checks to the bank, they give you cash money in exchange.  that's a halfway decent motivation.

it weirded me out when i met Ogre and he told me about how much he likes to go to Disneyland with his in-laws.
pretty sure cevin key still just hangs out in a studio cranking out stuff.

so…  i guess that means he might technically have one…

Rio Grande Blood was pretty good in spots, but there was a bit of a decline in awesomeness after Psalm 69.

it's a love affair, mainly jesus and my hotrod

El Duce doesn't have a loyal following, as far as i know

i think it may be because their good songs are of the "holy cow, that is cool!' variety, while their bad songs are of the "ugh, i'm going to turn that off now and forget about it" variety.  the hatesongs are typically of the "i wish i could get away from this" group.  basically: "radio/tv played-out-ness" is a major…

have you seen the whoopi goldberg sex tape?  it is PHENOMENAL

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