so…
…what you're saying is that i should stop driving around with a rum & coke in my hand?

"we'll show them moving photos of you as a teenager if you don't pay up!"
"but i still look like a teenager"
"pay up anyway"

if you're talking about the monkey, then: "i hope so."
if you're talking about what i'm currently thinking about, then: "that would also be cool."

"Guernica" really gets me going

i may have to view said episode for research purposes…

if you're right, then one day soon i may become a rapist.

ratajkowski

she could sexually predate me, if you know what i mean.

well, there's also Freddie "so good that people don't care he was gay" Mercury.  seeing as how he's dead and all, he doesn't currently have one of the best voices in rock.  Maynard J Keenan is pretty good, even if i'm not actually a fan of Tool.  Aaron Freeman has a good range and can really belt stuff out when he…

was she humping any hobos?

@spinachleaf:disqus her mother was jayne mansfield, so i'm going to guess they're not plastic.

"he made the sex with me until the brain-thing came out of my head-box."

boobs.  them ain't wooden.

HARD 'like' on this one.

vin diesel looks like a doofus when he has hair on his head.  true story.  full disclosure: i'm completely bald and may be biased.

THAT is why she got the $1,000,000

yeah.  me too.

*falls down the stairs*

you had me up until you said…
…wait.
i'm on board.

it's 4,000,000 pages long