cogito ergo sum

sean o'neal is a national treasure

she's like 4 foot 2 or something. 
the movie wasn't all bad.  i liked the reference to Phantasm II where Victor Crawley had the enormous chainsaw and sawed through some groins.

that's what i think of every time i hear these movies mentioned.  first, i think of the pilot having a heart attack, then i think of the horrible, horrible canadian mosquitoes.

"hey, let's go risk our lives to save my useless wife"
*cut to ridiculous airplane scene*
*gisele dies, mia is saved*
*cut to a cookout scene*
"man, i'm glad we saved my wife!  oh, yeah, bummer about gisele, dude.  anyway: party!"

1972's Dead of Night was pretty good, even if it may be more of an 'undead' movie than a 'zombie' movie

i think it was snot

i prefer to think of it as "ultra-faux marble."  in Phantasm, the marble looked super-fake.  in Phantasm II, it passed as marble for all of 1 second before it also looked super-fake.  that being said, i really like these movies.

i threw a plastic beer cup at Al when he walked on stage to start a Ministry show.  he looked right at me, picked it up, poured wine in it, drank the wine, threw the cup away, and started to ROCK

was it really trent reznor singing Supernaut on that one?  i keep hearing conflicting stories.

to be fair, it kinda took me a lot of years (and listening to Sphinctour) to appreciate Filthpig.  learning to like Godflesh also helped.

even paul barker was all "fuck this shit.  i'm out."

agreed.  i've been a fan for around 20 years now, but they have awful, awful covers to their albums.  the names of the albums are also awful, and the lyrics are also typically awful.  wait, why am i a fan? 

why do people like to hate this?

thing you like is be done good somewhere now, grammar no need for.

Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?

same here, except swap out "wanting to masturbate" with "getting caught masturbating at work on 'father/daughter day'"

i'm cool with it.

i'd like to nail that character, if you know what i mean.

@staircaseghost:disqus  1200% is literally 12. 
for example, 10% is 0.10, 20% is 0.20, 50% is 0.50, and 100% is 1.00.  therefore, 1200% is 12 by inductive reasoning (it's also a fact, but i presented it here as an induction).
it follows that "reduced by 1200%" is the same as "reduced by a factor of 12" (or "slowed down…