i liked "Gone with the Wind" until that junk about the war.
What a stupid war.

how hot is your mom?

did you hear about the transgendered asian guy who liked to cook?

Hairway to Steven

1. Sean O'Neal is a national treasure
2. if getting cancer from eating CZJ's means that i'm worng, i don't want to be right (also, i want to be wrong)

you can call someone a 'dick' on network tv?  they did it twice this episode

i'd like to make it 129, but keep watching regardless

"insanely good metalcore" is essentially the same phrase as "listenable alarm clock."

usually i feel bad for adult metalcore musicians because they have committed themselves to being professional musicians dedicated to shitty music

usually i assume that reviews of horror movies on this site are condescending at best, and, no offense intended, but it is rare that fans of the site are genuinely fans of horror movies.

second?

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus the review seems to imply that they aren't very good movies.

as a fan of horror movies, i would like to go on record as stating that i unironically enjoy both Deathdream and Black Christmas.

there were missteps, i'll admit it.

i liked the part where she did it with Darryl in the hot tub.  it may have been a time machine.

as much as i like Hobo With a Shotgun, i don't feel right when i say that it was good.  it was fun, definitely.  it had elements that helped it transcend mere genre schlock, but it still felt like the cinematic equivalent of eating a meal consisting solely of Cool Ranch Taco Bell tacos.
Machete was pretty good.  it was…

even when considering news that need not be told, sean o'neal is a national treasure.

Iron Balls McGinty

sean o'neal is a national treasure.

i saw him in person last year, and he genuinely looks old as hell.  he's even got some kind of bum leg or something that makes him walk funny.  nice guy though.