you'd have to feed the 'head' loads and loads of food rich in fiber and vitamins in order to sustain the 'body' portions and also force it to drink so much water that it is in an almost constant state of water intoxication.  also, it wouldn't hurt to re-route the urethras into the mouths of the 'body' segments in…

Matthew McConaughey takes his shirt of ALL THE TIME

some of them get names!

cleveland is in northen ohio, and the cuyahoga river does not connect to the ohio river, which flows past louisville.  which is to say that, given the original settlers of the area, perhaps "dutch ovens" are more likely.

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let's not mention the scene in F&F6 where Michelle Rodriguez flies through the air, then Vin Diesel flies through the air directly into her, and despite the fact that Vin was flying faster and has more mass, he still reverses direction once Michelle hits him and they both follow Michelle Rodriguez's…

no. i totally wikipedia'd that shit and still thought it was funny that a cult made silverware.

yeah.  their spoons are fucking great.

i like the stuff that comes out of toasters.  is it still bread at that point?

they got a safety deposit box in the Disney Vault

i've been thinking, and haven't yet come up with exactly what Hell On Wheels IS competent at.  the cameras are usually in focus, i guess

at first i thought: "hey, that ambulance driver from E.R. is in this episode!" but then i realized he's actually pretty good.

does Long John Silver's really need to start making burgers?

it's when the XO tells you that you have to clean an area of the ship for 2 hours on a thursday afternoon whether that particular area is dirty or not

oddly enough, the cartoons got darker once they sacked John Kricfalusi for being too dark.  i'll mention the one where Ren & Stimpy move into the rotting carcass of a whale as an "after."

an exciting future as an excellent truck stop prostitute?

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make that $1.75 as of right now.

it's too bad, too.  sean o'neal is a national treasure.

speaking as the only person i know who enjoyed Freddy Got Fingered, well, i can see i'm greatly outnumbered, so i'll leave now…

i'm gonna go with "both"

So you're saying that it's real name is also "Gary?"