"STUNT COCK STIFFED"

nah.  i don't plan on doing that.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus you're right.  a lot of people seem to be interested in the topic of sex.  i'm not trying to sound like a jerk, so i apologize if it came across that way.

yeah.  that seemed odd.

the other arm says "GOD HATES US ALL" just like kerry king's does.

i should regale people with my story about accidentally stopping in Hobbs End, NH sometime.  Sutter Cane showed up.

sean o'neal is a national treasure

it's okay if no one mentions them, i think.

"hey, it's that guy from WITCH!"
"what"
"Dinosaur Jr.?"
"what?"
"he looks like brian posehn"
"what?"
"forget it.  that's carrie brownstein"
"ooh! carrie bradshaw!"
"brownstein."

and poopin but the thing that

his 'other' mustache is a work of art by itself

too short: didn't read

yeah.  those ain't too bad.

word on the street is that blanche likes fuckin

"thirtaken"

@avclub-1f3af941166992150a58f7f78715134c:disqus
you're welcome, i think.  you might also be a national treasure.

you've got red on you

sean o'neal is a national treasure.

if you don't pay me, i'll give birth to this goddamn baby.  just you wait.

i am unable to reach a climax unless i get punched square in the face with a fist.