when it comes to staring into cameras, Michael Ian Black does it best.

kochanski, etc

now i have to make sure my comments are applicable?

but it means that they are fathers who devir…

he also taught me how to never stop talking

there's this weird thing going on in my head where i think to myself that i do not actually want to fuck Taylor Swift, but the other part of my brain says: "Yes.  You totally want to fuck her."  it is a conundrum that is easily solved; i will not ever fuck her.

sean o'neal is a national treasure

Ale-8 is the best ginger ale available for sale

it was originally used for a review of an album by The Strokes, and it didn't seem like a good idea to use it twice

is it just me, or do genre films typically get short shrift around here? 

"DON'T PULL OUT!" -  Bob Newhart

it was probably a panda with a carniverous penis

level 17: cyborg versions of Milk & Cheese, played by square-ish robots with Martin Scorsese's face bolted to their fronts.  plus, they keep screaming about some guy named "Merv Griffin" and hitting things with baseball bats.

…and some wolves

the important parts, i hope

he seemed sweaty and high

i got more of a Resident Evil vibe from the 'tower', myself

Level 7 was a mass of microwave energy in the form of a swarm of silent bees that are immune to the microscopic "flying electro bacteria" that eat electricity.  since magnets & sunshine still work, we can assume that not all portions of the electromagnetic spectrum are affected by the 'blackout' and microwaves still…

"there's some kind of force field out here! i'm going to try to walk through it!"

to be honest, i kinda like terry gross' voice - know'm say'n'?