it would be good with some speed holes in it

was there a bowling alley scene in it?  i'm asking for statistical purposes

"Hell is other people."

*stops motion*

The DAQ may have acted to offset the BAS, but I posit that the inclusion of a Nicolas Cage Coefficient (NCC) can be less adverse than a BAS. 
E.g., National Treasure: Book of Secrets was a blockbuster sequel to a movie that grossed 1.7 times more than it cost to produce.  The Sequel Factor (SF) should have caused…

Does "There Will Be Blood" count?

if it wasn't cream-filled before, it will be after!

Kevin: "I love this doughnut."
Dwight: "If you love it so much, why haven't you married it yet?"
Kevin: "Maybe I WILL marry it!"
*jump cut to a wedding between Kevin and the doughnut in the break room, with Creed officiating*

how much will it cost to put them on my roof?

is a dipshit someone who prefers to dip their Arby's curly fries into little paper cups of poop instead of horsey sauce?  if so, then i'm a dipshit also.

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it's the one titled Death Proof.

the longer i live, the more i realize that humans should never be overestimated unless you're betting on them indulging themselves

Buzzo will wear the cutest muumuu you've ever seen.  mark my words.

it's a few sheets of paper stapled together with words printed on it.  why do you ask?

i feel like a dick for complaining about this, but it would be nice if more science dorks read books and more english majors decided to figure out how math works.

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who says that you can't use a dildo in your butt?

how hard could it be to find a young lady who can complain and has dark hair?  just grab april o'neil if she's not too busy.  her name's already "april," so half of the 'acting' is already done.

will it feature someone named "whitney cummings?" 
because that's a great name for a pornstar

that "fucked" it up?