apropos of nothing, there is a song by Nine Inch Nails titled "Kinda I Want To."

this isn't being posited in an effort to be a horrible pedant, but: virtually any pool that is not inside a cave could be considered "above ground," and a case could probably be made even for the pools that were in caves, seeing as how there is at least some ground that they are above. 
that being said, i don't…

veritably so.  there is, however, a UPS store on O'Neal Lane in Baton Rouge, so maybe we won't have to wait much longer for there to be an official US Post Office named after him.

"thoroughly and professionally"

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am i late?

there i was, pooping in Skeletor's mouth, when Teela walked in through the portcullis.  "Leave us alone, this is private!" i bellowed as the last drops of pudding-like excrement dropped into the toothy maw of the one who was both my nemesis and lover.  we were enemies, it is true, but Skeletor was bony in more places…

agreed.  i miss the good old days of movies with titles like "edward penishands" versus what would have been today's "this ain't edward scissorhands: a XXX parody"

i saw "challenge" and "most inappropriate" but couldn't bring myself to come up with anything good.  it seems like a fun challenge though.

"Props" is my dog!

it's basically just one circle with words in it, as someone else has most likely already written

Sean O'Neal is a national treasure

i'm not opposed to white dog, but a well-rested bourbon can have a nice flavor.  Four Roses single barrel, for example, is very good, and Wild Turkey Rare Breed is also good despite being mentioned in an episode of Justified.

i like to sew with dental floss instead of embroidery thread.  it has a higher tensile strength and tends to last longer, but can be tougher to tie into long-lasting knots.

BORIS

Spinal Tap is too serious for me.

i heard the audio book.

Notes From the Underground was pretty good for the first half, but then it got too boring.

then you explained the thermodynamic p-v-t surface of water and showed that it is the one substance that can increase its volume in the case of decreasing temperature and confirmed the professor's assertion, i'm assuming.
also, it could have been confirmed by explaining why Ice-Nine would never work.

i am reading "Frank's World" by George Mangels, and will continue to reread it into infinity.

gettin mad dome every day, son
full-time job keepin em off that thing
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