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a dildo shaped like louie ande
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sean o'neal is a national treasure

"short shorts and/or short skirts with high heels" is basically the wardbrobe for both lead characters throughout the entire film, except for when they are wearing panties or less.  it seemed "feminist" in the way that "Revenge of the Nerds" is a movie about 'jock culture.'

wife: "i wonder how this is going to end, *spoiler alert* they've already killed ALL of the men they've met."
me: "they're going to drive off of a cliff."
true story

it was odd that he asked Robert Williams to paint it in the late 60's and name it: "Appetite for Destruction," but Darabont is prescient like that

it's more like "the new 'The Thing With Two Heads'" since it pretends to say something; 'racism is bad' in "Two Heads" and 'men are bad' in "Girls," even though the two seem to only be excuses to show spectacles like motorbike chase-scenes or sawz-all dismemberments, both of which sound more exciting than they are

let's continue the speculation with 'chicago sun times'

when some people hear: "Remember the Alamo!" they think of it as a rallying cry to correct an injustice, while others hear it and think: "Man, they got rid of a bunch of Texans for us."

No - Joey Lawrence

maybe lisa needs braces or something

Sean O'Neal is a national treasure

kinda liked that

i advise against watching that one with guys who work in a nuclear plant.  they'll bore you to death while explaining the inaccuracies.

is it okay to non-ironically like this now?  for years, i would see the DVD case of this movie in the collections of my friends/acquaintances, and i'd not-so-subtly make jokes about them masturbating.

maybe this should turn into the thread where people say uncomfortable things about that lady.  i, for one, would like to give her a hug that is about 5 seconds too long and squeeze her more tightly than is appropriate for a stranger.  and also: "fucking," but that probably didn't need to be mentioned.  oops.

shoes.  there were shoes, i think.

spastic diarrhea

"..seeks to prove their critics 100% correct with…"

*people back away from the stage*

"Persons Unknown" is the show i use to judge the relative ridiculousness of other shows.  any show that out-ridiculousnesses it is the new gauge for ridiculousness.  "Flash Forward" almost won.  "Hannibal" is not nearly silly enough.