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sean o'neal is a national treasure.

true story: i vomited blood this morning and worried i might be getting closer to death, but then i thought: "well, hey, that's not so bad.  at least you're closer to death."

i'd like it if there existed a bizarro- AVClub where people corresponded in-depth about the new season of STELLA, because it would mean that Stella still had new episodes. 

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it erases history if you have space madness.  there's also the possibility of nipples.

sorry about that.

he fell slowly, but the skin unfolded quickly, if that clears it up

The inherent problem is that it is difficult to find decent reviews of horror films.  'Horror film review' websites tend to be less academic and more hyperbolic, to be polite about it, and websites that review 'films' tend to not be able to appreciate the differences between films like "Blood Junkie" and "Diary of a

"House of the Devil" was good.  I thoroughly enjoyed it.  Also, Tom Noonan is much nicer than the *spoiler alert* Satan worshiper that he plays in the movie.  Is that a spoiler?  The movie is clearly about the Devil, even from looking at the poster.

but the original had one of the best stop-motion slow-mo decomposition scenes ever filmed…

I'll admit to being worried.  At first I was excited about this movie, but then I noticed that it got a halfway decent rating on AVClub, and the horror movies that get good ratings on this site are typically not very good horror movies.  For example, "Mama" got a B+ and wasn't very good, "Splice" got a B+ (arguably

i thought the first album by Dave Brockie Experience was pretty good…

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also: Prince is really good at music.

this is the part where i upload a bunch of stuff soundtracked with Ween's "LMLYP" and label it as 'Prince' to piss him off.

i've noticed that even though i think this show reaches the level of "okay," the people who think it exceeds "okay" are typically people i wouldn't have liked even if they weren't superfans. maybe they would have erstwhile enjoyed Fulci's 'The Beyond' instead if it had involved hours and hours more of dialogue lifted

Kenny G is Greek - so: "very wrong."

don't get me wrong, i'm a fan of Dead Kennedys.  However, i am kinda tired of Mr Biafra saying the same stuff over and over again in the same grating voice every single time.

Sean O'Neal is a national treasure