me: (paraphrased) "I would like one ticket to this R-rated movie, please."
clerk: "Do you have an ID?"
me: "If my parents were going to get mad about something, they'd get mad about my tattoo-sleeved arms - not 'attending R-rated movies.'"
clerk: "I'll still need to see an ID."
me: "Fine."  *shows driver's license, buys…

Zombie Harold and Zombie Kumar go to Zombie White Castle and Have 'Hilarious' Zombie Hijinks

i've never really understood the Olive Garden hate.  it is clearly not a gourmet restaurant, but it is also clearly not run by Guy Fieri (pronounced "Fee' Airy").  they have average food for average people.  in this way it is similar to The Walking Dead.  you have a good point.

i keep thinking that this show is popular in the same way that McDonald's is popular.  it appeals to a broad audience that doesn't worry that the product is neither extraordinary nor horrible but instead palatable to plenty.   Also, there isn't a problem with being able to get your hands on it.

it was weird - i thought to myself: "hey, self, she doesn't know he was in bed with her last night." 
also, i felt bad later when i looked this movie up and people seemed to dislike this Cesar guy and i sort of agreed with his worldview.

it was weird - i thought to myself: "hey, self, she doesn't know he was in bed with her last night." 
also, i felt bad later when i looked this movie up and people seemed to dislike this Cesar guy and i sort of agreed with his worldview.

*bigger spoiler*
that lady is old and will die alone with her stupid dogs that have diarrhea and are not as good as children or a husband.  also, cesar knocked up your girlfriend during the period when she was "sleeping tight."

*bigger spoiler*
that lady is old and will die alone with her stupid dogs that have diarrhea and are not as good as children or a husband.  also, cesar knocked up your girlfriend during the period when she was "sleeping tight."

charles band is a big douche.  i like some of the movies that have his name on them, but he didn't necessarily have creative input on them.

charles band is a big douche.  i like some of the movies that have his name on them, but he didn't necessarily have creative input on them.

it's actually a pretty good movie.  i'd recommend it.

it's actually a pretty good movie.  i'd recommend it.

Inside (2007)
*Spoiler Alert*  House of the Devil (2009)

Inside (2007)
*Spoiler Alert*  House of the Devil (2009)

@avclub-5070fa3ac499dd8b520aa8442027edb5:disqus it is basically a collection of interesting moments with no plot.  i agree.

Meaty Truncheons!

"If that ever comes up, it's Sam's department."
"Yeah. That's my department."

it's maybe one the worst dub-jobs aside from "every movie Dario Argento has made"

Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers"

you're thinking of timothy balme