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i watched this movie.  while i'm not going to sue to try to regain that period of my life back, i also do not fondly recall the experience.

let's just sum it up with "Dale Dickey"

let's just sum it up with "Dale Dickey"

kateh - this week on "A Way With Words," Grant and Martha discussed the phrase "cold as all get out" specifically, and "___ as all get out" in general.  it turns out no one can agree on what it means or where it came from.

kateh - this week on "A Way With Words," Grant and Martha discussed the phrase "cold as all get out" specifically, and "___ as all get out" in general.  it turns out no one can agree on what it means or where it came from.

"CHEVY" stands for "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino"

"CHEVY" stands for "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino"

not to be a dick or nothin: Ray has a BS in "Humanities and Science," and Tom has an MBA from Northeastern and a management degree from MIT.  these are respectable degrees, but are not equal to the level of scientific rigor implied by "masters degrees from MIT (sic)"

not to be a dick or nothin: Ray has a BS in "Humanities and Science," and Tom has an MBA from Northeastern and a management degree from MIT.  these are respectable degrees, but are not equal to the level of scientific rigor implied by "masters degrees from MIT (sic)"

maybe if she goes back in time to work with 1986-1988 Al Jourgensen…

maybe if she goes back in time to work with 1986-1988 Al Jourgensen…

mike - you had me at "15 year old pussy," but you lost me once i realized the context

mike - you had me at "15 year old pussy," but you lost me once i realized the context

i'm going to assume that Unregistered Hal also likes his sugar with coffee and cream

maybe he prefers Mike D's burial arrangement: coming back from the dead.

washed?

if only we could all embody our fake names as well as you…

there's a scene in 2003's Texas Chainsaw Massacre where a woman produces a large revolver from somewhere below her waist.  the only possible place the gun could have come from is her lady-parts.  

the typing is performed by a human, but the messages are delivered to the typist from a hypothetically sentient hole-destroying object that has the basic form (if not the complete mass) of Louie Anderson.