maybe "outlaw scumfuc"

kind of like grindcore?

watched a documentary a few years back where a guy realized he was a woman 'round about the age of 40-something.  then he took hormones, got sexual-reassignment surgery, etc.  long story short: he grew some juggs.  and they were the freshest ones ever to be seen on a middle-aged woman.  my man had a nice rack.

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agreed

i think you meant to say "jack nance"

well, that's exactly why, i'd guess.  when i think of donkey semen, the picture i get is something kind of like 'skunk milk' from Ren & Stimpy

"freddy got fingered" references always get a 'like' from me

just to be clear: i imagined a donkey's eyes rolling back into its head while a guy was applying his mouth to the donkey's nether-regions

j'acuzzi!

"coincidentally, reading this passage will release a horde of demons bent on unleashing their wrath on humankind.  have a great summer!"

i heard he was a bass player who liked working out, but then found out that he was better at working out.

she looked like Jessica Rabbit in the sense that they both had a solid mass of hair and both wore a dress

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i think you mean: "how many butts could a buttplug plug if a buttplug could plug butts?"

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work shed

no "denise bixler's vacu-formed shirt"
no stop-motion animation
no 3-Stooges-style gags

i'll sue them tomorrow - on
Friday, Friday
Gettin sued on Friday