"Any movie worth being made is worth being made again, whatever the quality of the final product."

maybe we can all agree that Bootsy played the bass and was therefore incapable of being the guitar-playing man in a diaper who coincidentally happened to not be Bootsy.

heh - he said "balls"

that's absolutely correct - they're watching Ricki Lake

i think the worst thing is that her last name is actually NOT "Thrilby."  plus the obligatory sexist statement about fucking whatever.

what you're trying to tell me is that this is the case:

my user name is my favorite hypothetical actor-shaped hole-destroyer

don't care much for Vernor's.  more precisely, i've only had diet Vernor's, and it was too sweet.  Meijer brand ginger ale is just about right - light and crisp with a bite of ginger.

don't try the brown Pepsi, dude.

no matter what the truth is, you can never: tell a mother that her newborn baby is ugly, say that the holocaust was no big deal, or say that you weren't heartbroken by 9/11.  people will hate you.

in that case, walking across my lawn must make your day.

the jealousy makes him even more angry about the whole thing.

when she read the article, the impact of the words was like a fist to the face

"making shit up" is how i, for one, write essays.  is it just me?

you're thinking of Lucy Liu.  Lucy Lui doesn't offend easily.

almost clicked on it

Pat Sajak: "Our next contestant is Martha.  Hello, Martha.  Tell us a little about yourself."
Martha: "Well, I've been married to my husband for 10 years…"
Pat Sajak: "No shit?  Married to your husband, huh?"

"Exorcist: The Beginning"

to be honest, shit doesn't warm my heart very much

same here, and the only downside is that those guys were not more diligent while wiping.  the brown finally washed off though, so it wasn't all bad.  by "washed," i mean "was licked"