someone gave 6 adults a 3yr-old for christmas?

I did a "good job" on that "not-a-truck-stop-prostitute" last night

hepatitis

i liked the part of the movie where the guy hit another guy with his foot. 
actually, the whole fight scene on the poles over a fire was good.

bananas have no bones

is she streets behind?

bitter beer face - like in the Keystone commercials
or maybe the the face a person makes when they accidentally step on a squirrel

you may need to define "actual diners"
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=diner+…

i'm assuming "chunked" means "regurgitated back onto the plate"

it's "LeJon Brames."

went to a Waffle House on Christmas morning once.  didn't do it again.  draw your own conclusions.

what's an "ogophobe?"

Dwayne Johnson as Dick, Jason Statham as Tommy. Danny Trejo as Pat Paulsen.

…Featuring A Dildo Shaped Like Louie Anderson

even better - i think i heard something about a "jesus" guy in their lyrics, so you can add the shittiness of christian pop to it also.  actually, that is a good excuse for a lot of their shittacularity

Ace at Freebase

the version by Peaches has 200% more fucking in it

bons mots?

better than being a "widowee"  maybe

Black Dice
Big Black