pudding is $1.60 per pound?  then set me up, coz i'm ready to cook

that's my arm, baby.

yes again

yes

you must have liked The Abbey coffeehouse

please kill QDoba

milk milk lemonade

"Rattlesnake" from the original Heavy Rocks album exceeds the requirement to rock heavily in much the same way that the sun outperforms a Bic lighter. also, the only 'words' in it are "WOOOOOO" and "AAAAAAHHHHHH," once each.

this deli tray is unacceptable

if this movie seems like the kind of movie you want to see based only on the premise, you'll probably enjoy it.  it does exactly what it says on the tin or whatever.

hear hear

i may be one of the only people who actually liked Freddy Got Fingered.

*ahem*

none.  none good.

i was driving down the interstate, listening to the local radio when a song came on.  me: "that sounds like a pretty good Nirvana ripoff."  DJ: "that was the neeewww one from Nirvana…"

my favorite nirvana album is the one i assembled from With the Lights Out.  i call it The Best of the Box.  70-ish minutes of awesome.

nah, my math is euclidean.  more specifically, my geometry is.

blah blah blah "colonel angus" ice cream etc

"sittin around the house" you mean

it's hot in there