Now how can we trust anything you tell us?
It's like the 18th Amendment all over again.

Paul Rubens and Paula Poundstone

Hey, where's my musical biopic?
As someone born and raised in the Bronx, I think eeryone needs to know my inspiring life story set to song.

So many different types of sparrows!

It's better than cross-dressing for spare change
I barely make enough to keep up with the latest fashions.

Congratulations on your children's costumes Amelie.
They look so cute. You and dead Clark Gable should be so proud.

The best thing about Branagh directing
is that I always thought the Eddas would work better as a 1930's musical.

And if Chuck the woodchuck chucked a puck at a duck named Huck, would Huck the duck duck when Chuck the woodchuck chucked the puck?

I actually thought it was about how much wood a woodchuck named Chuck could chuck if a woodchuck named Chuck could chuck wood.

I thought it was Chucky Cheese related as was all ready for some games and pizza.

I bet the scarf that buzzes when it's time to swallow
sells better than the scarf that buzzes when it's time to spit.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand (or so I have read).

Fucking Young Fucking People Fucking

You want a fist in the mouth? I never even looked at another guy.

I enjoy these shows.
These shows got picked up for a full season.

Get off my lawn!
You ennui-laden beatniks.

According to the linked article the audience continues to grow, so it must have hit the double digits by now. I guess Mercy and Trauma are like the ER and Chicago Hope of medical shows that nobody actually watches.

The interview and response are now on the AOL front page as well.

I only have fake internet. It was much more fun in the dial-up days.

People in bone houses shouldn't throw Re-Runs