When I was your age
television was called books.

But the important thing was you were wearing an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time.

Bossa Nova!
Chevy Nova?

I think Amelie's Business-to-English dictionary should be the next AV Club book.

We all knew it was only a matter of time before hulu became self aware. Did everyone really think they were just kidding with those commercials about taking over the world?

They can take our lives
but they'll never take our hulu.

I haven't seen many things with Kristen Bell, but that episode of Party Down she was in definitely made me a fan.

Numbers don't lie. (I'm the number five!)

They're no Scarecrow Boat.

Jackson Jive Duggar

Gail Wynand, is that you?

Do we know if she's ever injured a human being, or, through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?

She actually runs the zoo. There aren't many animals, but you get to see them over and over again.

Yeeessss? Yeeeessss! I had a stroooke.

I knew Carnation Evaporated Milk
Carnation Evaporated Milk was a friend of mine. Windows 7, you're no Carnation Evaporated Milk.

I've been replaying it in the background on hulu and fox.com, just to be sure. It's amazing how dedicated I can be when it requires no effort.

Joss isn't going to be able to make it tonight. He's directing at the Fire & Ice Ball.

You mean that's not what the comments section is for?

My slider only goes up to 7 out of 10.

Can't we just use jack-in-the-boxes and crocodiles?