They'd be stupid not to capitalize on July 4th being a Saturday in 2015.

Dead you say? I'm going to put in a call to ICORPS and see if Colonel Flagg can't straighten out this "death" business.

Do 2 different people on twitter count as 2 sources?

Lisa needs to be a 17 year old boy's fantasy, not a 30 year old internet commentator's (like me f'rinstance).

I don't go to this well often; but: this was worse than the Holocaust.

Who is this Gary character?

Every damn night!? On the telephone?

Lee Tergeson is still available!

Hannah Minx.

That Italian girl, Catrinel Menghia, from the Fiat Abarth commercial.

Network television told me to fuck off when they strategically sabotaged every single thing I've tried watching since Seinfeld went off the air. I don't care anymore.

It was a very weird change of venue and mood.

Who would've been watching that?

Oh come the fuck on Van Der Werff an A- FOR THIS? You were starting to consider this thing on its own merits for a while there.

My bet is on the South American terror birds.

Considering the series never really came back from Epidemiology. I think it's a tidy declaration.

Britta's attempt to save the night from being a complete disaster with
"What is the nature of hope?"
got a good laugh out of me. Other than that pretty predictable.

But will she have a dick?

Damian Lewis can play whoever the hell he wants; that guy is a phenomenon.

Seriously, man, I was horrified. What's he done to himself?