This is HBO homeboy.

Is it asking that much that someone; somewhere; actually provide an actual news broadcast without being satirical?

Oh good TV wasn't doing enough to trivialise everything until people stopped giving a shit.

In the spirit of fairness this kid should get a spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live. It's right up his alley.

If only… if only…

Laina could hold her own.

Disney vs China? How do I bet on both losing?

I cannot even begin to describe my joy at the thought of Goldblum reviving another one of his roles from the early 90s.

Next, Guy Fieri.

It's the lobbying to destroy public television funding.

I'd be happier if the networks just went out of business and stopped trying to kill PBS.

What a pisser.

It's good to know that he's gone completely psychotic from being fired.

Fuck this shit I'm out.

Pam Dawber of Mork and Mindy fame.
Hotchie MOTCHIE!

Are they transitioning this into Three Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place?

If only they can figure out some way to work in his penchant for raunchy prank phone calls.

They DO sync up with what you're seeing. What I'm telling you is that the film was made to sync up with the ride vehicle motions, not the other way around, and that the vehicle motions are exactly identical to those used in Back to the Future: The Ride.

Can I just hang out at Cheers?

It is, and he said after they closed the Hollywood version that if Florida's ET is shut down he'll move out of his office at Universal and stop working with them.