Or so the Germans would have us believe.

What about the one from Coming to America when he's got his betrothed wife hopping on one leg and barking like a dog and he gives us an aside glance?

Why not just let Smigel run the place?

I'm definitely going to stop watching Jeopardy if they put Lauer in there. Zero charisma.

If Community were a movie about a lousy fictional college, Faber College, for instance; then last night's episode would've been Bluto Blutarsky's 11th hour speech where he got everything completely fucking wrong.

Is Smash some kind of sequel to M*A*S*H?

They could make an hour of Lagertha relaying Norse mythology bedtime stories and I would stay up for it.

It's funny because it's unexpected and kooky.

It's like a sketch from The Amanda Show, right down to the dancing crawdads.

Sims, that was NOT Don Pardo, it was still whoever they have filling in for him.

Tales of Sober Caligula was worth it just for Timberlake's eye take mulling over whether or not he wanted to have sex with the pig. It takes a special kind of talent to act that much with your eyes. Dave Foley can do it. Tom Hanks can do it. Now I know Justin Timberlake can do it.

I would extend this to the entire trilogy and the ride movie.

The Princess' Bride
You disagree? Go to hell.

I can always count on Firecest.

Hey am I the only one who thinks that having gotten all of this stuff off his chest now is the perfect time for Jeff to go plow Annie?

I believe he means the uh, "literary" technique first seen in their Goodfellas homage.

It strains credibility to believe Abed has never seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

This was neither particularly good nor awful like a lot of the conceptual episodes have been; it was like the four hours at the beginning of Thanksgiving, watching the parade and the clock until magic hour arrives and I can start drinking without having to admit to having a problem.

Having faked wrist scars in 10th grade for attention I had a twinge of identification with that moment; but I've been able to get inside Jeff since season 1.

"What if I did a gibberish foreign language like Star Wars? You'd like that, I bet, dick."
-Pierce, with the best line of the night