I'm just tired of seeing the fucking Obamas every time I turn my head; it's like being in 1984.

It hurts the Onion's credibility for being above the petty bullshit of which it makes light.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus  I could be wrong but I really don't think anyone who actually reads The Onion in either online or print form is going to give a shit about this meaningless controversy and stop buying/looking at ads.

I seriously cannot see it as anything other than calculated drum-beating for the war Israel wants us to fight against Iran.

I'm actually going to cut back on the fapping now thanks to the self-congratulatoriness of her acceptance speech.

A white cultural edifice like a newspaper saying anything uncomplimentary about black people is racist for them.

The professionally outraged only make money if they pick battles they can win, and Seth MacFarlane is a lot more popular than The Onion.

Yay!

Yes but since Dakota is white people will pretend these are different circumstances.

*Coyote howls*

Is it true she was in some kind of vehicular accident? It might explain her being even more drugged out than usual.

I want to buy that son of a bitch a drink!

Oh, and if I ever see Paul Rudd or Melissa McCarthy again it will be too soon.

I think he's more competent at musical performance than anything else. If only he'd been forced out of animation by some benevolently abusive adult we could have quite the stage performer.

Seth MacFarlane is no James Franco.

Who swept out her chimney?

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus  So not at all then. It's a settled issue; why are we even discussing it?

Addressing the whole of America like we're on the hook for slavery is just insulting.

Not all, but I do know we never owned slaves since before 1953 not a single person in my entire family tree going back to the 1640s set foot south of Pennsylvania.

My only Lincoln question is why he didn't do a Caesar on Jefferson Davis and Alexander Stephens right after the battle of Fort Sumter.