Seriously; we are so much lighter a shade of gray than the British monachy ever was we look like a virgin bride on her wedding day.

You can stop lecturing those of us whose forefathers were abolitionists any fucking time now.

Fun fact; it contains neither plums nor pudding.

I want a Peanut Cheese bar from Mr. Saturn valley in Earthbound. I imagine it's like a combination of a Payday and cheddar cheese Combos.

A rich, full bodied, wine, sensibly priced at a dollar a jug; and for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear.

If I could be addicted to anything it would be Nuka Victory. Fuck Perception, I've got a hat.

I drink organge juice with pizza to casually relive my bulimic days.

The meal which resembled lasagna and bacon eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day in Daria.

Season 1 episode 3 of post-Harmon Community

While you see it as fun and cheery for me it's like watching undead versions of people I used to love cracking each other's heads open and feasting on the goo inside.

Ugh. She's the worst.

Since Annie's 21 years old and hasn't had sex in three years I'm still pulling for them.

Not a single one of those is bad. I consider the run from the pilot to Comparative Religion the most solid string of hits since 1997.

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit I basically am Britta, but without the leather wardrobe.

Written by manatees.

I saw enough of season 3 to know I didn't like what this has mutated into; a fleshlight for Reddit.

I actually believe that if this ends the season the highest rated thing on Thursday nights or even the network, which is possible, they'll renew it.

You know what Luke and Jennie reminded me of? The 200th episode of Stargate SG-1, where they shine a spotlight on the fact that it's a TV show by having Peter Deluise and a party of other low-bidding scifi favorites play actors in an actual TV show of Stargate SG-1 in an alternate universe.

I'm sure to a certain audience this was FUCKING HILARIOUS; however, for this fan, this wasn't even the same show that I used to watch; this was some spec script for a new comedy series.

Adams, this show lost its magic in 2010.