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Wait a minute and fucking Twilight won that fight in the opinions of a group of critics? Who did they ask, fucking Teen Beat magazine?

FLAGGED

Jurassic P4rk

Yes, his bread and circuses policy is quite humanitarian.

Why doesn't anyone ever do these on 4chan?

They're two standard family guys behind season 5 of The Simpsons.

Well it's good to know my every suspicion about the level of writing to be expected from the fourth season was reasonable and not the offspring of paranoid delusion.

No I'm not being serious.

You know you can order a catalog from their website.

Only if you find grit sexy.

I can guarantee those are the exact opposite descriptors.

Chastain was funny, sexy, and insanely alive in the film for which she was nominated?

Dredd for Best Picture.

Secretly, I long for the day the Chinese take over and oppress whiny minorities into the dust.

I'd be more impressed were he to release an album FROM the future.

I stopped when they created Best Animated Feature as a throwaway because they were threatened by animation.

Do you know any other famous quotations by Whatever?

You are not alone. I looked over her IMDB credits a few minutes ago and I wasn't impressed by anything; not even her latter days episodes of Homicide. I just don't get appreciation of The Hurt Locker or Zero Dark Thirty at all. These people are nuts.

You'd think they would be aware that Islam was as much of a foreign import as Christianity, created by the same people for the same reasons.

I'm going to trade my action figures to the guy two blocks over who makes rum in his basement.