It's just too goofy and the shakycam makes me uncomfortable.

It's just too goofy and the shakycam makes me uncomfortable.

Please come home soon, Amelie.

Please come home soon, Amelie.

Darren Aronofsky's Noah

Darren Aronofsky's Noah

Bruce Almighty

Bruce Almighty

Daniel Tosh is already good at being a horse's ass. How much different can the other end be?

Daniel Tosh is already good at being a horse's ass. How much different can the other end be?

Wilbur never would've gotten into college without him.

Wilbur never would've gotten into college without him.

This, while the Venture Brothers cast gets no holiday album deals at all?

This, while the Venture Brothers cast gets no holiday album deals at all?

You never saw Neon Genesis Evangelion?

You never saw Neon Genesis Evangelion?

I had too much of that coleslaw earlier I'm going to go take a Mitt.

I had too much of that coleslaw earlier I'm going to go take a Mitt.

Attention Steinbrenner and front-office morons; Your triumphs mean
nothing. You all stink. You can sit on it, and rotate! I fear no reprisal.

Attention Steinbrenner and front-office morons; Your triumphs mean
nothing. You all stink. You can sit on it, and rotate! I fear no reprisal.