When you get right down to it Kubrick's version of Lolita is so confined by the Hays code the most violence it contains is Peter Sellers being shot off camera and if you haven't read the book you can't tell what the fuck is going on between the other two characters.

When you get right down to it Kubrick's version of Lolita is so confined by the Hays code the most violence it contains is Peter Sellers being shot off camera and if you haven't read the book you can't tell what the fuck is going on between the other two characters.

They're watching tv.

They're watching tv.

Wait, wait, I got it. Biloxi Blues.

Wait, wait, I got it. Biloxi Blues.

A war movie without any violence, eh? Doctor Strangelove?

A war movie without any violence, eh? Doctor Strangelove?

Used Cars

Used Cars

Uh… Judgement at Nuremberg; 12 Angry Men; The Wages of Fear; Bring it On! All good.

Uh… Judgement at Nuremberg; 12 Angry Men; The Wages of Fear; Bring it On! All good.

Yes, she is technically correct. People are just complaining because she's pretty much a hypocritical whore.

Yes, she is technically correct. People are just complaining because she's pretty much a hypocritical whore.

It wasn't good but at least they got it out of their system so they can avoid doing all that shit on Saturday.

It wasn't good but at least they got it out of their system so they can avoid doing all that shit on Saturday.

They've also both experienced public embarassments due to their beavers.

They've also both experienced public embarassments due to their beavers.

The only way Paris Hilton can be considered to have artistic output is if you consider her mosaic of STIs a literal mosaic.

The only way Paris Hilton can be considered to have artistic output is if you consider her mosaic of STIs a literal mosaic.