I'm not stealing anything. I'm simply not being a customer of HBO, because they're not willing to engage in any form of commerce with me aside from paid tv subscriptions. So fuck them.

So what if I see it for free? There's no way in hell I'm paying the prices they want for access to this stuff so why should I be made out as a criminal for seeing it anyway? They lose nothing.

I don't have an overpowering desire for free content I just want some damn options. Let me bargain for the stuff if it's that valuable; or at least don't corrupt my own government to make not engaging in commerce with taciturn companies that apparently have no interest in my business a federal crime that carries a…

If car ownership is the metaphor to which you've chosen to hitch your wagon I present this: you're allowed to test-drive a car before you buy it. Why is Hollywood allowed to make you pay up front and tell you to fuck off if it was a bad deal?

I advocate the idea that millions of people who don't control their available tv programming and can't purchase pay channels want to see these things and there's nothing wrong with that.

Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?

If only Seth McFarlane had been on his plane as intended, he could've started singing at the terrorists and they would've killed themselves.

Asshole should've retired 15 years ago.

We need a Love button.

I'm going to start pirating her albums now so I can cost her some sales.

Possibly the #1 dub of all time.

Pirates have horrible taste in movies; what a concept!

But who'll look after moy cheeldren?

I'm going to go back to Boardwalk Empire next year like a battered wife who just doesn't have anything else to do.

Alison's real last name is Schermerhorn and that's more fun to say.

1982 Shelley Long or 2010 Alison Brie: who would you rather nail?

Have you seen Leon?

So they accidentally the verbs?

Thank you I had forgotten about that ridiculously stupid metaphor by the end of the review. What the fuck, Tobias? How do they make pies where you come from?

I thought for the ending they should've had Hugo and Melies fly to America and beat the snot out of Thomas Edison.