I've decided that the proper response is to add them to my blacklist.

"Rapidly maturing fan base"? No, but I'll believe "rapidly aging".

Ten Christmases later Peppermint Patty's the opening act of the dog show at a seedy bar in Tijuana.

I go over the edge at "Hee-haw and Merry Christmas, Sam Wainwright". So joyous and affirming.

When will Sean Fanning get his Grammy?

The people must be warned.

I'd like to try nailin' that Palin.

Thank God Florida doesn't have to put up with him anymore.

I'd like to think if they still played videos, MTV would have this one on heavy rotation.
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The Human Being was in a Disaronno ad? Good networking, Harmon.

@:Shan I'm sorry, "don't" want it to run for 8 hours?

It's supposed to be an intimate and personal holiday; not the 4th of July.

More than anything else this year these little musical selections are filling me with Christmas spirit. Thanks AVClub.

The spirit of Festivus is present in yarmuclaus form. Where can I buy one?

Peck only had 13 years on her.

TOMORROW IS FESTIVUS!

Maybe he can get a job at Hudson University.

Harry Pot'a hosting SNL? Wow I did not see that coming.

Ooh Sam Waterston. He'd be a good white house guy.

So would the rest of the metal stuff he's wearing.