Salman Rushdie, Theo Van Gogh's murder, the Jyllands-Posten cartoons, and now this…. something's gotta give. That something in Britain, Holland and France seems to be the rise of the extreme right. It's kind of a shitty time.

I am all fucking ears as to your defence of an unconvicted, unrepentant child rapist.

Don't you talk smack about Reginald VelJohnson!

Constantine is not a 'magic addict'. In fact he uses magic very sparingly. Booze and cigs addict, yeah, but not magic. And the bisexuality thing has been REALLY blown out of proportion. It very rarely comes up in the comics and when he's sleeping with folk, it's women 99% of the time (yes I realise this still makes…

Part of me hopes that George Lucas releases a disgruntled home cut of the Force Awakens on Youtube after it comes out.

[Nasal self-assured voice] Actually, if you read the EU…[/nasal]

Yep, that's the one. Angel also went from competent to awesome in season 2. Here's hoping Constantine gets the same chance.

Why do you dislike Hannibal, out of interest?

Actually never got around to watching Futurama, though I hear it's really good.

Absolutely. The first three seasons are consistently brilliant, but they ended up just getting wrapped up in the worst aspects of the show when they came back — jokes that are 'funny' because they go on for too long; surreal dance numbers; making the child-molesting old man into some kind of pseudo-good-guy. It's a…

I gave up on Family Guy around the time random two-minute Conway Twitty clips crept in.

The Simpsons/Family Guy video had 'pour some sugar on me' as the montage song, not 'Milkshake'.

Well, this at least puts paid to the Daryl/Beth 'shipping'.

What exactly was Beth hoping to accomplish with that stabbing? It's lucky that ended with just she and Dawn's death rather than a whole bunch of people's.

Fuck yes on the priest. They compromised their safe house for the sake of a moron who led a whole bunch of walkers back. Should have left him to get eaten.

I kinda feel like six episodes in they're still spinning their wheels a bit. It was a watchable enough episode (Matt Ryan's doing a great job and not having Zed really helped) but it still wasn't great. For me, 'a feast of friends' remains the highlight of the season.

This was kinda like that Angel episode 'I've got you under my skin' but without the clever twist.

I… I have self-esteem issues.

Well, at the very least Maggie is not pointlessly contrarian and sour-faced like those two were.

Does that word trip the moderators? I used it earlier (in the 19th-century English boarding school sense of the word, no lie) and my post was eaten.